cock mitten

Noun.

1. A sheath, shield, or covering for the penis, probably made of cotton.

2. A derogatory slight to an annoying person, in the same vein as douchebag

1: I was gettin' some sun using this awesome new cock mitten! Check it! No tan lines!

2: That guy loves to hear himself talk...about nothing! Ugh. What a cock mitten.

by Pit Pat October 23, 2007

Cockmitment

Being commited to one girl in a relationship.

Greg: I jack it to a mental picture of my girl 90% of the time and don't look at porn often.

Chase: Bro, that's some serious Cockmitment!

by The Urban Dicts October 15, 2009

Cocksmitten

Completely and absolutely in love with the cock.

Jenny is utterly cocksmitten.

I rode Rachel's ass into the ground last night and now she is completely cocksmitten.

by kid_a_4463 August 1, 2011

cockmitten

another word for pussy

I'd give my left nut to stuff my dick in her cockmitten. or That Ja Rule is such a cockmitten.

by Ricearoni Tony January 8, 2004