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cock meat by The Slanguist June 11, 2003
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Cock Meat Cough Drop
My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.
Cock Meat Cough Drop by Ballsagna April 1, 2015
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cock meat sandwhich
Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
cock meat sandwhich by Manny Fresh Lima May 9, 2008
Cock Meat Sandwich
(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich
A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"
Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:
Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).
later on...
Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
Example 2:
Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).
later on...
Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!
Cock Meat Sandwich by Charles U. May 17, 2008
Cock-Meat-Sandwich
Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit
Cock-Meat-Sandwich by The1337Arcade.Com August 24, 2008
cock meat sandwitch
what the inmates eat at Guantanamo Bay. Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008). it is another word for sucking cock
the inmates next to harold and kumar had to enjoy there cock meat sandwitch while they had to wait for big bob
cock meat sandwitch by samtheman4808 May 6, 2008
Cock meat sandwich
Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.
Cock meat sandwich by Anonymous reality June 10, 2015
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