cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Colossal Cock Mafia

A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.

Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.

by Poopyhead42069 April 26, 2020

Cockmonia

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time

Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon

by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

cockamanian

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
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The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

Cockamanian

A crazy fucking claim/take. One so flabbergasting you have to look at them in absolute shock.

Tim: the 9/11 was fake.
Jerry: what kind of cockamanian fucking story are you talking about?

by theballfondlerette July 15, 2023