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Colossal Cock Mafia 

A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.
Bro I’m not gonna lie, I’m scared of John. He is in the fucking Colossal Cock Mafia! I’m only a big dick gangster.

Cockmonia 

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time
Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon
Cockmonia by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

cockamanian 

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
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The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.
What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.
Cockamania by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

Cockamanian 

A crazy fucking claim/take. One so flabbergasting you have to look at them in absolute shock.
Tim: the 9/11 was fake.
Jerry: what kind of cockamanian fucking story are you talking about?