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A girl that switches between cock every few weeks.

That girl Allegra is a cock juggler. She's pretty good at juggling balls too. Why just yesterday she was juggling mine.

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cock juggler

n. 1. One who juggles male genetalia.
2. Someone who is a little whiny bitch, and won't shut the hell up.

Would you shut the hell up already? You fucking cock juggler!

cock juggler by rick james February 28, 2005

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Cock juggler

A Homosexual or someone who juggles male poultry

Jim: Hey Fred u see that queer on the news today
Fred: yeah dude jesus he looked like a total Cock juggler

Or

Hey look at that man juggling those roosters

Cock juggler by Shawtzy June 1, 2011

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Cock Juggler

A person who juggles cocks. Usually a Dad.

"Look Billy! Your father is a cock juggler! Are you not proud?!"

Cock Juggler by Futuramaiscool2938 July 12, 2016

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cock-juggler

A girl that travels from dick to dick and male to male.

Wow, she's such a cock-juggler, dude. We fucked last week, now she's stuck on Jimmy.

cock-juggler by NotebookLives April 19, 2011

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Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

Shit Faced Cock Juggler by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

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Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

Irish cock juggler by Smack talker Skywalker March 16, 2017

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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