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Some one who has massive amounts of sex, usualy a girl.

Dam!!! i can tell by the way she dances that she is a cock jokey!

cock jokey by VEZ May 9, 2008

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Cock Joke

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke

Cock Joke by literal asshole August 2, 2021

cock joke

A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE

"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"

cock joke by Serm Perm September 28, 2006

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Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

Anal Craving Cock Jockey by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009

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cock jockey

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.

No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.

cock jockey by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

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cock jockey

Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.

cock jockey by Kryt February 4, 2003

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Cock joke

1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is oft stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

2. Something one says generally randomly. This was brought on by a Flash on Newgrounds, called Tankmen 5.5, by Stamper.

1. Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Jock coke.
(Jock coke? Who?)
COCK JOKE! BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

2. (Person A) So, then, I says to Mavis: why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
(Person B) Cock joke!
(Person A) And -...
(Person B) COCK JOKE!

Cock joke by Amerikaner October 15, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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