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Cock Joke 

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about
Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke
Cock Joke by literal asshole August 2, 2021

cock joke 

A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE
"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"
cock joke by Serm Perm September 28, 2006

Anal Craving Cock Jockey 

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

cock jockey 

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.
No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.
cock jockey by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

cock jockey 

Used to describe a male who is inclined to ride another males sexual organ.
cock jockey by Kryt February 4, 2003

Cock joke 

1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is oft stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

2. Something one says generally randomly. This was brought on by a Flash on Newgrounds, called Tankmen 5.5, by Stamper.
1. Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Jock coke.
(Jock coke? Who?)
COCK JOKE! BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

2. (Person A) So, then, I says to Mavis: why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
(Person B) Cock joke!
(Person A) And -...
(Person B) COCK JOKE!
Cock joke by Amerikaner October 15, 2006