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spanglish for a gigantic cock

needs to be at least 6 inch

Hey ese, looks like you got a cock grande.

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Josh la cock grande 

Someone who belives there penis is so ginormuois that it makes the oposite sex cry during sexual relations, and said female will need vaginal reconstructive surgery when done with intercourse.

So I hear 13 ichs will kill a girl so dont let " Josh la cock grande" over there getcha ya

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Grand Master Cock Dragon 

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.

Grand Master Cock Dragon by BlackOp August 27, 2009

grade a cock 

A hot piece of male ass

Hey Liz, check out all the grade a cock in this room.

grade a cock by Lauren L and Liz W March 17, 2003