cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003

Cock-Flop

1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.

In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!

by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014

cock flaps

1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.

2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps

I'm sorry Mr Jenkins, but your whole Cock Flaps assembly will need replacing.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

cock flaps

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."

by unclechicken May 2, 2010

Cock Flop

Early signs of erectile dysfunction.

Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.

by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008

cock flop

The art of slapping someone with your cock. Usually, in the face.

Kevin cock flopped Jerry after the fight.

by Knate63 June 11, 2006

Flop Cock

Another word for Dildo, invented when I and my friend Andrew were talking on the phone.

Who the hell named it Dildo anyway? Shit, if I invented it I'd have called it a Flop Cock. *Horrendous Laughter Ensues*

by JohnnySkeetSkeet November 20, 2004