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Cock-Flop
1) The act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game or season in which you were highly favored or ranked; 2) The act of failing miserably on a grand athletic stage when your fan base expects you to be better than you were in previous years even though your best players have all been drafted; 3) Beating the #1 ranked team in the country, only to fall to the conference Cellar dweller the next week.
In back to back weeks the heavily Favored South Carolina Gamecocks blow a late 14 point lead against Kentucky and Missouri, that is a full blown Cock-Flop!
Cock-Flop by Wildcat2014SEC October 10, 2014
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cock flaps
1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.
2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps
2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps
cock flaps by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006
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cock flaps by unclechicken May 2, 2010
Cock Flop
Poor Benny can't even put a condom on because he has cock flop....or.... I was recently informed that cock flop is an early warning sign of heart disease.
Cock Flop by Mr. Jabbers May 20, 2008
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Flop Cock
Who the hell named it Dildo anyway? Shit, if I invented it I'd have called it a Flop Cock. *Horrendous Laughter Ensues*
Flop Cock by JohnnySkeetSkeet November 20, 2004
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