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Cock Fat 

Used in conjunction with "a slice of"

to describe a douchebag, or asshole...a dirty rotten sonuvabitch, and such...
BAMF 1: "That father raping, pickle fucking, tit-footed bag of douche over there is the biggest slice of cock fat on earth"

BAMF.2: "Dude he's such a slice of cock fat that, shit....you know what? He's not a slice...he's the whole damn thing...when someone else is a slice of cock fat...they're a slice of him...the cock fat..."

But is his cock fat though? 

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

fat cock 

Moon Taeil from NCT had a fat cock
fat cock by taeilsexy April 11, 2021

fat cock 

1. An Obese Rooster

2. A penis with a large girth.
1. (at the Barnyard) look at that fat cock, what's he been eating?!

2. That fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh

it did fit, wow!
fat cock by designnathan December 12, 2008

Fat Cock Spirit 

Big dick energy but better, bigger and more spirited. Not for your average big dick energy times.
Did you see Ivan, he had mad fat cock spirit last night.
Fat Cock Spirit by Jakewht December 31, 2018

fat cock mario 

A real ass nigga/pimp with a leaking meat salami horse cock dragging behind that dumper.....and that shit be farting, pissing, and squirting
Ex: that nigga remind me of fat cock Mario!!
fat cock mario by Criminal47 March 15, 2021