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Cock Drunk 

A state of mind which the affected person has been reduced to a tipsy, drunk, groggy, like mentality but the cause and main focus of the individual is cock. It can be considered an altered state, achieved via intense desire, actual intoxication, or be hypnotically induced

The state can be achieved by looking at, thinking about, or even being in close context with the cock(s) in question.
I cant stop staring at iittt fuck, mmmm your cock looks so yummmy fuckkk heh I'm so fucking cock drunk god I need it
Cock Drunk by Cultic Terror July 17, 2023

cock drunk 

one whom is or is in the act of being in a stupor caused by overexposure to male genitalia.
(your name here): Are you going to suck my dick now?
(insert prostitute's name here): ...uh
(your name here): Well?
(insert prostitute's name here): uh...yeah
(your name here): I think you're feeling a bit cock drunk right now.
cock drunk by Vladimir Del Torro December 21, 2006

Cock-Drunk Slut 

A person so overwhelmed with desire for cock that they act as if intoxicated: dizzy, needy, whimpery, and insatiable. Usually used in a kinky, consensual roleplay context to describe someone lost in lust.
She wasn’t tipsy, she was cock-drunk slut - drooling, moaning, begging like the perfect little slut she wanted to be.
Cock-Drunk Slut by MistressOphelia October 2, 2025

drunk cock wash  

when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock
I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?
drunk cock wash by skcnasty January 10, 2008

cock eyed drunk 

So drunk can't walk straight
Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk
cock eyed drunk by mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014

drunk on cock

Inebriated from too much semen and/or penis sucking
After I got done with that bitch she was drunk on cock.
drunk on cock by hughmonger October 30, 2003
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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