cock chopper 

A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.

See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.

cock chopper by TLO Smudge April 30, 2004

Cock Chopper

Niche term for a trans person that was born with a penis, but identifies as female.

Person 1: “Actually, my pronouns are she/her/they/them.”
Person 2: “Oh, you’re a cock chopper.”

Cock Chopper by That smart Moldovan March 25, 2026

cock chomper

Cock Chomper: Anyone that chomps, bites, chews, nibbles, or otherwise gnaws on a man's genetalia. Also known as a Shlong Slurper or a Wang Whistler.

Ted: My wang hurts like hell.
Bill: What happened to it?
Ted: I found out that your girlfriend is a cock chomper.

cock chomper by JSK8eRF January 8, 2005

Coppersp0res cock 

Very small like him , Ellie wants to leave him

Oh did you see coppersp0res cock , yeah Ellie likes mine better

Coppersp0res cock by Suckmaknobjerry May 4, 2021

Cockhopper 

Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.

That girl has been around the block in only one month, shes a cockhopper.

Cockhopper by aliriano23 June 25, 2010

Cockchomper 

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

Cockchomper by Jask November 1, 2004

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006