cock chomper

Cock Chomper: Anyone that chomps, bites, chews, nibbles, or otherwise gnaws on a man's genetalia. Also known as a Shlong Slurper or a Wang Whistler.

Ted: My wang hurts like hell.
Bill: What happened to it?
Ted: I found out that your girlfriend is a cock chomper.

by JSK8eRF January 8, 2005

cock chopper

A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.

See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.

by TLO Smudge April 30, 2004

Cockchomper

1. A cat or other household pet who sneaks under one's bedcovers during the night and nips at one's penis.

Orig: NY, Amber and Jake.

2. One who uses his or her teeth, intentionally or accidentally, when performing fellatio.

3. See douche, douchebag, tool, asshole, etc. May be used sarcastically.

Your damn iguana's a little cockchomper.

OR What's up, cockchomper?

by Jask November 1, 2004