cock choke
The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.
cock choke by Scott Friday December 18, 2008
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choke the cock [C/C]
Anton Q: Where is Mr. Johnson?
Alex A: He watchs a porn and choke the [cock C/C].
Alex: Don't disturb him, he gonna finish in a minute.
Anton: Copy that.
Alex A: He watchs a porn and choke the [cock C/C].
Alex: Don't disturb him, he gonna finish in a minute.
Anton: Copy that.
choke the cock [C/C] by Sensei (先生) June 28, 2009
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Glock cock choker
When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised
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cock choked
cock choked by therapuked May 19, 2015
Cock choked
When a female is face fucking and deep throating and gagging on your hard cock it will cause her to choke on it some actually find real pleasure For themselves in doing this
What happened to you
I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me
Hahahaha what a dumb ass
I just got my cock choked on and forgot to take my shorts off she drooled all on me
Hahahaha what a dumb ass
Cock choked by Great signal July 21, 2020
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Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt
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