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cock barnacle 

(1)An ever-present, overly persistent and/or unwanted suitor or friend of a male. (2)A stalker.
man 1: Who's that fat chick that keeps hanging around you?
man 2: Some fucking cock barnacle that won't leave me alone.

man 3: Hey, man are we hanging tonight or what?
man 4: Relax dude! We aren't married. Why you gotta be such a damn cock barnacle?
cock barnacle by lanstopher March 5, 2009

Cock Barnacle 

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.
"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.
Cock Barnacle by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

Cock barnacles 

A guy with Herpes on his dick
"Did Richard really get Herpes from rawing Johnny?"
"Yeah know they both have cock barnacles!"

barnacle cock 

a man s dilly bar with bumps on it
i chipped her teeth with my barnacle cock
barnacle cock by benthelmet January 29, 2007

cockbarnacle 

Any overt sign of an active STD, visibly present on a man's penis, such as warts, blisters, sores, or other lesions.
She ran screaming from the bedroom after she saw his nasty cockbarnacle.
cockbarnacle by Pope Antonio May 11, 2006

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026