3 definitions by Bill H Black

Cock Barnacle

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.

"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.

by Bill H Black July 7, 2005

OMK

Abbreviation for "Oh my Krishna." For those people tired of the stranglehold Christianity has on abbreviated IM speak.

"OMG?"" Up yours buddy, I'm down with Krishna! OMK! OMK to the max!"

by Bill H Black July 7, 2005

OMJ

Abbreviation for 'Oh my Jesus.'

"I totally kicked that satan worshippers ass last night!" "OMJ!"

by Bill H Black July 7, 2005