damn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she bitches for the rest of the day. you need to take your balls back and cocksmack that bitch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is cocksmacked, you dont see him asking permission.
by runn141 May 17, 2009
1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.
Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!
GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!
GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!
by Nick October 16, 2003
by Elliot May 27, 2005
When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.
Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.
Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).
Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box
Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).
Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box
by Ryan Brockman January 13, 2006
by iminabox March 06, 2006
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 30, 2002
I was at the Cocksmack concert and got arrested for "public nudity". AND The people who run Urban Dictionary are a bunch of cocksmackers for not reconizing that Cocksmack (the band) is the greatest ever and refuse to list them on here.
by Obamatang May 29, 2010