co-opirate 

Working together in harmony in the pursuit of piracy.

We can take over this company together if you will be willing to co-opirate.

co-opirate by DrJingles May 3, 2015

Cooperate 

When used by law enforcement officers, the term -"cooperate" means: To forfeit one's constitutional rights.

Law Enforcement Officer: "If you refuse to cooperate then you'll be arrested and sent to prison for life."

or

"If you cooperate we'll tell the judge to let you slide."

Cooperate by 0per November 13, 2011

Cooperate 

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately

Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS

Cooperate by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012