Definitions by anagramman

tilt-a-whirl 

N. A loose toilet seat likely to slide left or right while seated upon it, sometimes sliding completely off the rim of the bowl. A tilt-a-whirl can be particularly dangerous for men when the seat slides too far and pinches off the sexual organs during defecation.

The men's room here is completely unsafe, a tilt-a-whirl with no ass gaskets.

tilt-a-whirl by anagramman November 8, 2010

pimp 

N. an aggressive salesman

Jerry quit his job as a wireless pimp the day he got the job as a chrome pimp.

pimp by anagramman February 24, 2010

boogernail

1. A fingernail trimmed slightly longer than the other fingernails for scraping boogers from inside one's nose. 2. The index fingernail on the right hand.

Ever since he broke his nose, he needs a boogernail to keep his sinuses clear.

boogernail by anagramman January 10, 2010

clydesdale

N. A person who cannot walk gracefully in high heeled shoes. V. The act of walking clumsily in high heels.

That drag queen has a lot of practicing to do before she stops walking like a clydesdale.

clydesdale by anagramman December 17, 2009

flamingo situation 

n. Two or more persons or groups engaged in attempting to appear worse than, or create circumstances worse than the other parties. A race to the bottom.

From the John Waters film, Pink Flamingos.

Democrats and Republicans-is there a more classic flamingo situation?

flamingo situation by anagramman June 2, 2009