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Clink clunk

An insult that doesn't mean anything but just sounds offensive. It means everything and nothing at the same time.
My clink clunk boss really pisses me off.
Clink clunk by Clink clunk March 1, 2017
(Adj): The act of getting drunk in a classy manner. A cousin of Crunk and opposite of Trunk.
Person 1: How'd the party go last night?

Person 2: It was great! We had wine, champagne, and smelly cheese. We were getting real Clunk until the birthday girl let someone write Cumdumpster on her leg.
Clunk by SameNameNewFace March 10, 2010
A group of nerds.
"What's that over there ?"
"Oh its a Clunk of nerds)
Clunk by Pncakss December 8, 2018
Frank needs to take a clunk.
Clunk by Faggitory January 22, 2018

clunk cloonk 

Clunk cloonk is a state of mind one experiences after watching multiple episodes of the office
Bruh I'm clunk cloonk rn
clunk cloonk by Roundthehanging August 18, 2019

Bonk and Clunk 

The noise that is made when someone gets hit over the head with an object, and falls to the ground.
Stop beating your wife with that frying pan, I can't stand that bonk and clunk nonsense.
Bonk and Clunk by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 19, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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