5 definition by CheesyMcCheeseMan

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A simp with a speech impediment.
Dude, that guy isn't just a simp, he's a thimp.
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by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 19, 2020

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The noise that is made when someone gets hit over the head with an object, and falls to the ground.
Stop beating your wife with that frying pan, I can't stand that bonk and clunk nonsense.
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by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 19, 2020

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The act of chugging 2 gallons of Pepto-bismol and taking a dump 6-feet away from the toilet, hoping for projectile turds to fly out.
My man Johnny is about to play Brownsketball. Wanna watch?
by CheesyMcCheeseMan January 05, 2021

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When someone is so dummy thicc, they enter a new realm of thicc.
Damn, dude, that chick is dumbass thicc!
by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 26, 2020

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The most famous person that got famous because of sucking Bill Clinton's d.
Monica Lewinsky shouldn't be famous.
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by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 23, 2020

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