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Clusterfuck for polite conversation or text messaging. see: clusterfuck
"The unemployement office was a total CLUFU this morning, Mom! It might be a while until I move out."
CLUFU by CLUFU_GURU February 2, 2009
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clufuckle 

When a clusterfuck combines with a debacle for the perfect storm of fuck-upness.
Letting Congress set their own salaries is a clufuckle waiting to happen.
clufuckle by obxmar January 14, 2014

clufuckstrophe 

A cross between a cluster fuck and a catastrophe. Usually occurs when too many people try to work on the same task and something really bad happens.
Wow! This sure turned into a clufuckstrophe!
clufuckstrophe by FrogTrainer August 19, 2020

cludussy 

A super hot female's genitals which could be described as runny or slimy. When pairing this with a hot emo clown queen you get a slimy cludussy.
Look at that hot chick's wet cludussy.
cludussy by millecol003 May 8, 2023
Cluful-
The word for someone who enjoys have intercourse with someone their not meant to (illegally) as in possibly an animal
bro i heard that katy was a cluful
cluful by anonymous May 25, 2024
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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