6 definitions by Chad O.

Affectionate term used by 20 somethings and 30 somethings to describe hot teenage girls
Can't come to the bar tonight. Spending time with teen tit.
by Chad O. May 20, 2005
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Friend that won't come party
That little priss bitch says he's too busy tonight
by Chad O. May 20, 2005
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A cross between a clutz and dufus
My exgirlfriend was a real clufus
by Chad O. May 20, 2005
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The act of shamelessly groping girls
After a few beers, my friend begins to sponge every girl in sight
by Chad O. May 20, 2005
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Money hungry chicks that only stick around until you've spent all your money on them.
Why you taking that WASP whore out?
by Chad O. May 19, 2005
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State of complete drunkenness usually attained after 4 beers and 2 shots past natural drinking limits.
Becoming shithoused is usually followed by the feeling of death the next day.
by Chad O. May 20, 2005
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