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A person who is clueless and a loser, Someone who has no idea about anything

Uncle Kenny is such a clueser, he does not do anything here all day

clueser by havoc1287 December 27, 2013

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Cluefer

When you slap someone upside the head with the palm of your hand while simultaneously saying "Get a fucking clue you reTARD!"

Liz was being her normal clueless self so I cluefer'd her in the hopes that she would snap out of it.

Cluefer by The Mongoloid October 16, 2010

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Related Words

clueser • Cluefer • clueseeker • cluezer • cluser

cluezer

Cross between clue and loser. It's a person that doesn't have a clue.

This guys a cluezer!!

cluezer by Mizz...Nita! July 2, 2009

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cluser

noun, derogatory. Conflation of clueless user.
Coined spontaneously by me in conversation between me and a fellow cube dweller.

"Dude, sorry to be a clueless users, but could you update a page on the web-site for me?"
"Ha! Suffer cluser - your pitiful request has been added automatically to the bottom of my list to punish your impudence!"

cluser by Stonyman March 1, 2005

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clueseeker

literally the coolest omg

"clueseeker? oh yeah i know her. shes the best."

clueseeker by notclueseeker February 24, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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