cluck a doodle doo 

When you attempt to place you nose in a chickens behind and it clicks with rage

I pissed off a chicken when I Cluck a doodle doo in it

cluck a doodle doo by Mittack November 26, 2016

Cuck-a-doodle-do 

A cuck who loudly and obnoxiously defends women on the internet when there is no cause to do so. Also can be used as an insult to cucks when you don't wish to engage with them directly.

1. I made a joke about women and John started yelling and overreacting so I kicked him straight in his cuck-a-doodle-do cock.

2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!

Cuck-a-doodle-do by Lejes October 22, 2019

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T 

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023