clownsizing

A stupid action regarding company layoffs of personnel. First seen in use by Jim Borgman, editorial cartoonist for The Cincinnati Enquirer.

Management thought it would save money, but the clownsizing just means the few of us left are working 60-hour weeks, too exhausted to think coherently.

by Barbara Pinzka September 2, 2005

clownilingus

When two people are engaged in the act of cunnilingus and the individual performing said cunnilingus puts on clown make-up, a wig, and a red nose during the performance, without telling the receiver. The clown then proceeds to perform circus tricks between her legs; including but not limited to: the endless handkerchief chain, the balloon animal, and popping the balloon animal. The clown must continue to pleasure its partner's woman-hood throughout the duration of the performance.

Alice was very surprised when Davin began to perform clownilingus on her, but then she got really into it.

by Bitchhe'smine November 7, 2016