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clownilingus 

When two people are engaged in the act of cunnilingus and the individual performing said cunnilingus puts on clown make-up, a wig, and a red nose during the performance, without telling the receiver. The clown then proceeds to perform circus tricks between her legs; including but not limited to: the endless handkerchief chain, the balloon animal, and popping the balloon animal. The clown must continue to pleasure its partner's woman-hood throughout the duration of the performance.
Alice was very surprised when Davin began to perform clownilingus on her, but then she got really into it.
clownilingus by Bitchhe'smine November 7, 2016
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cornilingus 

Frenzied licking of corn-on-the-cob to remove excess butter before it drips on the table.
Cornilingus time! That cob looks like it's about to drip.
cornilingus by SPQR March 4, 2009

cownalingus 

The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.
I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.
cownalingus by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016

Coonilingus 

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009

clownalingus 

one who performs cunnilingus while wearing clown attire and make-up
bozo the clown likes to perform clownalingus on females while in full costume
clownalingus by fire brick 2010 November 30, 2010

Cornilingus 

The act of licking another persons anus or "corn hole " as in "rimming" or "arse licking"
Dude .. She looks like one hot bitch .. I'd sure like to give her some "cornilingus"
Cornilingus by Dryanulman August 30, 2013

coonilingus 

Performing oral sex on a black woman
He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.
coonilingus by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008
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