When two people are engaged in the act of cunnilingus and the individual performing said cunnilingus puts on clown make-up, a wig, and a red nose during the performance, without telling the receiver. The clown then proceeds to perform circus tricks between her legs; including but not limited to: the endless handkerchief chain, the balloon animal, and popping the balloon animal. The clown must continue to pleasure its partner's woman-hood throughout the duration of the performance.
Alice was very surprised when Davin began to perform clownilingus on her, but then she got really into it.
by Bitchhe'smine November 08, 2016
I had this huge paper to write, but I kept putting it off with reproductive procrastination. It' s nine months later now, and I regret not writing my paper.
by Bitchhe'smine December 09, 2016
The act of taking a rubber ducky and shoving it into a fat man's ass until it squeaks.
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by Bitchhe'smine May 18, 2016
Placing a pastry (such as a doughnut) at the base of the penis and performing fellatio-type services upon said penis will goal of reaching the aforementioned pastry. When the pastry is reached the individual performing the service immediately stops their efforts, and leaves the receiving individual alone with a hard cock and a partial eaten pastry
by Bitchhe'smine November 08, 2016