clown round 

Any round-about used by any sort of vehicle or mode of transportation (Cars,trucks,skateboarders,ponies,etc) in a hazardous way which endangers the living society around it.

Similiar to the task of stuffing 'Fat Bastard' (Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me) through a tube-slide at a child carnival, only in this act we force 2000 students, teachers, and the general public (Mainly filled with clowns urgently speeding to attend Clown Pounds (see this definition for more information)) around a round-about in under 10 minutes of time. Overall this process is only filled with hastiness, confusion, accidents, and a exponential increase in car insurance bills.

For instance, visiting Middleton's latest addition to aid in traffic the round-about connecting Highway 12, Discovery Lane, and Parmenter. This is a text-book definition of a 'clown-round' and while I urge everyone to visit and view this feat, I advise all to park far away from this 'clown-round' and however to avoid injury to yourself and do deter contribution to this 'clown-round' I advise walking to view this feat.

Teacher:"Is there an explanation as to why you are late?"

Student:"Well Mr.B, I was coming to school but got in an accident while traversing through the clown round. Damn those clowns all in a hustle to get to the clown pound"

clown round by Middleton Highschool Clown Academy November 18, 2006

one round clown 

A boyfriend who can only have sex once and then passes out shortly afterward. It could mean that he is too old, too drunk or he doesn't find you that attractive to have sex with you again.

Girl 1: Aww girl, me and my man did it ALL-NIGHT last night! He wouldn't stop. He went for five rounds!

Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.

one round clown by cityguychicago February 17, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008