clown ho 

Getting one's makeup job permanently tattooed to the face.

Jane's makeup tattoo makes her look so much like a clown, she might as well be a clown ho.

clown ho by thecscherme July 23, 2016

Ho Ho The Clown 

Some clown, usually obese, who gorges himself/herself on Hostess Ho-Ho's, the individually wrapped, chocolate-covered, rolled cake-and-cream junk food, sorta like a swiss roll.

"Check out Ho Ho the Clown over there. That mofo gone be a 300-pounder by the time she's 20."

Ho Ho The Clown by The Mekon April 16, 2006

Ho Ho The Clown 

Someone with too much mascara who looks like a whore

A Whore "Ho Ho The Clown".

Ho Ho The Clown by Bradley Williams November 26, 2005

Clown Hole 

The vagina. As used in several episodes of 'American Dad!'

Francine Smith: I'll shove you back up my clown hole, birth you again, and name you my bitch, NOW GET OUT OF THAT CAGE!

Clown Hole by atheistgirl March 28, 2016

Clown House 

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

Clown House by No Amnesty June 20, 2007

Clown Hole 

1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.

1. I feel a fudge-nugget trying to escape my clown hole. 2. Children are such clown holes.

Clown Hole by John Barry July 14, 2006

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

Clown Horn by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020