cloud fucked
When Anthony Weiner's emails get synced from the cloud and you lose a Presidential election because of it
cloud fucked by Six_Flags_Kid_NC November 14, 2016
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cloudfucker
Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.
Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services
Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services
guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"
guy #2: "oh yeah?"
guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"
guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"
guy #2: "oh yeah?"
guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"
guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"
cloudfucker by cloudfucker September 6, 2012
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