closet nympho
a girl who acts super conservative & reserved in public, but is always secretly thinking dirty thoughts and having sex behind closed doors.
closet nympho by mootix123 December 9, 2008
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Closet Nymph
A girl who appears to be a prude, innocent, and conservative, but in reality she thinks of sex all the time and pictures dirty scenarios in her head throughout the day.
Stephanie: I literally can't stop thinking about sex, its all I can think about.
Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
Jasmine: I know exactly what you're going through, I have had sex dreams for 2 weeks in a row. I'm such a closet nymph.
Closet Nymph by The Secret Prude October 28, 2012
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