clontz

Any man, woman, or child that looks like a 21 year old fetus while doing sit-ups.

what the fuck are you doing, clontz??

by I'm old gregg!!!!!!!@ January 12, 2009

Noggin Clontith

The gnome as seen in the YouTube video; “youvebeengnomed.wmv”

Friend #1: Hey man did you see Noggin Clontith on that one YouTube video?
Friend #2: Yeah man, he’s pretty sexy.

by Toe Pincher February 21, 2019

clontarf

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.

We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

Clonazepam

A potent, sedative benzodiazepine (benzo). Used to treat anxiety and sometimes insomnia or restless leg syndrome. Similar to Xanax and Valium (same drug family).

Kpins are also used recreationally. The term "kpin" is typically only used in recreational circles.

It will get you high.

Dude, I got some Clonazepam. Gonna get hella high.

by bleedglory May 14, 2011

Clontch

Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.

Hey bitch show me your Clontch.

by wind xd June 23, 2019

clonazanap

a great afternoon nap with the help of a clonazepam or a klonopin...

There isn't anything like a good three hour clonazanap!!

by ghadah714 May 11, 2009

Clonazepam

One of the best drugs out there, it's legal but it is also expensive. You can snort it or take it as a pill

Guy1:
Shit i was so fucked up off thos crazy Clonazepam pills you brought.
Guy2:
Yeah i found them in my dads dresser.

by Daniel Borysowich December 20, 2008