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Any man, woman, or child that looks like a 21 year old fetus while doing sit-ups.
clontz by I'm old gregg!!!!!!!@ January 12, 2009
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Noggin Clontith 

The gnome as seen in the YouTube video; “youvebeengnomed.wmv”
Friend #1: Hey man did you see Noggin Clontith on that one YouTube video?
Friend #2: Yeah man, he’s pretty sexy.
Noggin Clontith by Toe Pincher February 21, 2019
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clontarf 

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.
We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!
clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

Clonazepam

A potent, sedative benzodiazepine (benzo). Used to treat anxiety and sometimes insomnia or restless leg syndrome. Similar to Xanax and Valium (same drug family).

Kpins are also used recreationally. The term "kpin" is typically only used in recreational circles.

It will get you high.
Dude, I got some Clonazepam. Gonna get hella high.
Clonazepam by bleedglory May 14, 2011
Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.
Hey bitch show me your Clontch.
Clontch by wind xd June 23, 2019

clonazanap

a great afternoon nap with the help of a clonazepam or a klonopin...
There isn't anything like a good three hour clonazanap!!
clonazanap by ghadah714 May 11, 2009

Clonazepam

One of the best drugs out there, it's legal but it is also expensive. You can snort it or take it as a pill
Guy1:
Shit i was so fucked up off thos crazy Clonazepam pills you brought.
Guy2:
Yeah i found them in my dads dresser.
Clonazepam by Daniel Borysowich December 20, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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