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Noggin Clontith 

The gnome as seen in the YouTube video; “youvebeengnomed.wmv”
Friend #1: Hey man did you see Noggin Clontith on that one YouTube video?
Friend #2: Yeah man, he’s pretty sexy.
Noggin Clontith by Toe Pincher February 21, 2019
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clontarf 

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloom who has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.
We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!
clontarf by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008

Clonazepam

A potent, sedative benzodiazepine (benzo). Used to treat anxiety and sometimes insomnia or restless leg syndrome. Similar to Xanax and Valium (same drug family).

Kpins are also used recreationally. The term "kpin" is typically only used in recreational circles.

It will get you high.
Dude, I got some Clonazepam. Gonna get hella high.
Clonazepam by bleedglory May 14, 2011
Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.
Hey bitch show me your Clontch.
Clontch by wind xd June 23, 2019

clonazanap

a great afternoon nap with the help of a clonazepam or a klonopin...
There isn't anything like a good three hour clonazanap!!
clonazanap by ghadah714 May 11, 2009

Clonazepam

One of the best drugs out there, it's legal but it is also expensive. You can snort it or take it as a pill
Guy1:
Shit i was so fucked up off thos crazy Clonazepam pills you brought.
Guy2:
Yeah i found them in my dads dresser.
Clonazepam by Daniel Borysowich December 20, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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