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Clontch means hold tight
"He *clontched* on the door"
clontch by Urban james June 5, 2017
Related Words
"She's doing the spilts really well!"
"Yeah but then we'll have to cleanup her crontch stench..."
"God crap it!"
Crontch by OniJosie May 18, 2014
The combination of a clit, a cunt and a bitch.
She broke into my house and stole all of my guitars. What a cluntch
cluntch by burntz March 14, 2008

Clentchweed 

A great word to defined a tight ass person.

Noun

please use this word. it relieves stress and can help gain better and stronger orgasms
"simon cowell. what a clentchweed "
Clentchweed by Bryman326 August 6, 2009
Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.
I wouldn't taste that crontch with your dick.
nasty crotch
Crontch by KennyT July 18, 2012

cloutch'N 

The act of making small talk just because you can. Usually used when drunk and has very little success.
Example 1
"Dude were you cloutch'N that girl?"
"Yeah"
"What did you say?"
"It was raining so I asked,'Is that umbrella keeping you out of the rain?"

Example 2
Can be substituted into everyday words such as "Your a 'cloutchaholic'"
cloutch'N by The Cloutchinator March 15, 2011