Clong

The Wise and Almighty essence of the female genitalia.

After a very long and tense coital session, the Glorious Clong finally appeared and revealed the hidden wonders of vaginal passion.

by ItzKongman January 14, 2020

clong

1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently

Ashriel clonged Coding with a pair of cymbals.

by WordTwister July 28, 2003

Clong

Chlamydia ridden dong aka man whore

“Wouldn’t go bear him hun, he’s such a clong”

by Mansnotclong January 19, 2018

clong

The hybrid penis/clitoris found on sexually maldeveloped females. Derived from clit/schlong. See also mung.

"Did you see the size of that hermaphro's clong?"
"Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"

by Ryan Gardner October 6, 2004

clong

That sick, cold feeling you get when
you realise you have forgotten something

"Oh shit !", Peter exclaimed, as clong set in.

by tanuki September 13, 2005

Clong

A heavy racist slur used against black people to promote white power. Origin: Germanic

Casper is being racist and keeps saying clong

by P david April 28, 2022

Clong

A racist Germanic word used to degrade blacks

Casper is being a racist; she said clong

by P david April 28, 2022