cloghole 

Your ear - Northern English

“That woman was so loud!”
“I know, she was shouting right down my cloghole!”

cloghole by VitaeEtMortem December 10, 2019

coghole 

1. the hole between your butt cheeks where shit comes out
2. a stupid asshole of a person
3. someone who is of low intelligence, whom you can't trust

Did you see what Joe squirted out of his coghole last night? Yeah, what a coghole to do that in front of everyone.

coghole by Deanz October 5, 2006