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Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out. 

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.
Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

straight up and down like 6 o clock 

Referring to the appearance of a woman who has absolutely nothing to offer in the chest. A woman who is Straight up and down like six o clock looks exactly like what the term implies---there are no boobs to break up the straight line appearance when you look at her from top to bottom. Most prominent when viewed from the side.
"Man did you see that chick?"

"Yeah....she is OK but she has no tits..."

"Yeah I know what you mean....she's straight up and down like 6 o clock!"

straight up and down like 6 o clock 

keya: dat nigga hella sexy
jasmine: he iight
keya: yo gurl im straight up and down like 6 o clock
jasmine: iight wateva,nigga

Black Cock Down 

The act of strapping your sex partner's arms to a ceiling fan, laying underneath them with your dick in their orifice, and turning the fan on so they spin around on your dick.Usually accompanied by helicopter sound effects or yelling.
"Speaking of Helicopters, my girlfriend gave me a Black Cock Down last night."
"What?"
"Don't ask..."
Black Cock Down by Keeperofreptiles November 17, 2012

Black Cock Down 

"Ok, I had the idea that there were gonna be black cocks in this for some reason. I mean, why else would they call it Black Cock Down? I'm going home."
Black Cock Down by AnotherJon July 29, 2006

Black Cock Down 

Cade is trying to get Black Cock Down, but once you go black you never go back!
Black Cock Down by BCDftw April 21, 2014