clock puncher

A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.

Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!

by C. Daley July 18, 2006

cock puncher

A loud-mouthed, brash redneck, especially known for overt displays of power equipment, such as jacked-up trucks with fake testicles on hitch or powerboats with blaring music

I was canoeing down the fjord when some cock puncher flipped me with their wake!

by TLRJohnny May 10, 2019

cock puncher

one who punches others in the nuts or cock.

Dude#1: dude my nuts hurt so bad
Dude#2: why
Dude#1: some random cock puncher hit me

by Seth W. Ramsey October 19, 2008

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal's role in the 2008 Onion Movie.

Steven Seagal is such a cock puncher.

by B. Patterson September 1, 2009