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clobber the kleenex
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to
jack off
into a
kleenex
.
stop
gazing
at me and go clobber the
kleenex
asshole
!
by
Jenna
April 5, 2003
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clobber the kleenex
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Having a
sexual
affair
with klenex brand
tissue
.
by
Scotty
May 21, 2003
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