Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.
"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"
*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!
"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
an even better term for "swag". clatty can mean cool, awesome, etc. it is also not used by Justin Beiber, therefor it is way better than "swag".
"dang, he'sgot clatty."
"i know right!?"
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"do you see ALL THIS?"
"yeah..you got clatty."
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"dude, what did you see in her anyway?"
"only her clatty.."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'