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Gonna-clitty-clatty 

Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.
"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"

*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!

"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
Gonna-clitty-clatty by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017
Glasgow slang for extremely dirty or slovenly.
She was clatty or the house was clatty
often derogetory term for low life woman ie.. clatty bitch
clatty by Alex August 23, 2003
same meaning as glasgow but its only used in Co. Cavan, a rural border county in Ireland
same asclatty
clatty by john reilly February 25, 2004
an even better term for "swag". clatty can mean cool, awesome, etc. it is also not used by Justin Beiber, therefor it is way better than "swag".
"dang, he's got clatty."
"i know right!?"
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"do you see ALL THIS?"
"yeah..you got clatty."
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"dude, what did you see in her anyway?"
"only her clatty.."
clatty by merrforlife:) November 23, 2011

clatty hole 

Clatty hole a girl with a bogging hole like a empty headlock doesn't wash her clatty hole jus febreezes that and her knickers
Lassies Fanny's stinking pure clatty hole
clatty hole by Banterbossin December 4, 2019
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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