clingman

Spectacular hang-time at the rim after dunking a basketball

Derek dunked the basketball and followed it with an incredible clingman!

by spellbinder August 19, 2008

Cling man

A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

Jerry was such a cling man last night, he even came back to my house with the girl he just setted me up with.

by Your the doo doo to my butt January 21, 2019

Clinomania

a lazy ass person that stays in bed all the time and has an obsession with their bed.

I have clinomania or i am a clinomaciac...I love to sleep. Love it. It's practically my favourite thing in the world. Unfortunately this means that I am terrible at getting up in the mornings. I have to do it every day, so you'd think I'd have mastered it by now, but no. Every day I stay in bed till the last possible second, and then have to run around like a maniac to make it to work on time. If I just got up ten minutes earlier, my life would be a lot easier, but I just can't bring myself to sacrifice those last few minutes.

by Dr. Denny September 21, 2010

Clinomania

Clinomania is the "wanting to stay in bed all day".

(John)What are you doing man?

(Jake) Nothing,just dealing with my clinomania.

by Love Keeper April 20, 2016

Clinomania

Medically noticed condition hasn’t been researched upon enough yet but it is the chronic inability to leave bed due to things like pain disorders, depression, or fatigue disorders those who feel tired procrastinate those who are truly unable feel anxious overwhelmed and debilitated by the action Or thought of getting out of bed. Not something for people to call other people lazy for

“Juls has been in bed all morning and doesn’t get up when he’s posed too on other days” “yeah I was reading something online about clinomania/Dysania I think he needs sum help”

by Julsss March 3, 2021

clinganal

A word that basically defines the smell of an asshole or a similar 'aroma' on a persons finger or skin that just never seems to go away,no matter how much soap you try use.

::Fred: hey doctor can u figure out whats wrong?
::Doctor: Hard to tell at this stage, i might have to shove my finger in there to clearly, but i have to warn you, your either going to find this very disturbing or very pleasurable. Dont worry im a doctor, i know what im doing.
::Fred: ha! umm........k doc.
::Doctor: Okay here goes....oh no!!
::Fred: Problem? Doc?
::Doctor: Nothing, i just hate hate having that clinganal smell on my finger, i constantly have to restrict poking my nose...
::Fred: oh,i know wat you mean doc, give it a couple of days it will rubb off.

by dufus08 September 20, 2009

Clinomania

An excessive desire to stay in bed

“My son won’t get out of bed and it’s past noon.”

“He must have clinomania.”

by Aekchief March 4, 2024