clinard 

1. a complete queer
2. a person who completely sucks at QB
3. small penis

1. Dude, Look at the CLINARD over there!!
Whoa. Looks like a little MJ.

2. This is the worste QB ever, if i could say CLINARD i would.

3. HAHA. Your penis is like CLINARDS.

clinard by NMckown December 1, 2006

Clitarded 

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

clintarded 

a person from the country or backwoodz, usually wearing nascar paraphernalia and/or chewing tobacco. These people are usually mentally retarded or pretty damn close to it. Can be seen in your local walmart or hardware store in their 1978 rust color chevy pickup.

Did you see that guy in the dale jr. sleevless shirt, i couldnt understand a damn thing that clintarded mutha fucka said to me.

clintarded by Arich August 22, 2006

clizard 

Oversized clit attached to a woman with snake or reptile like traits or behavioral similarities such as shape shifting nigga loving race trading waste of space bitches from the bay area radiator hose sucking pipe smoking face picking identity theft mail stealing porch pirate dirty nails dirty thong snotty nose anything goes bitches

Drain your clizard

clizard by Nastynate421 December 17, 2021

Clinadlunar 

An adjective for someone you either do not know well or do not know at all that you open up to and talk to like your therapist.

Nathan was my last “friend” left, and so he became my clinadlunar friend.

Clinadlunar by Silo of Trees July 16, 2025