cliff jumper

Kind of a misnomer. Refers to someone so incredibly hot/beautiful that they could convince you of doing something crazy, like jumping off a cliff.

Guy: Check out Vanessa.
Dude: Yeah man.
Guy: Cliff jumper?
Dude: Mos def. I'd totally jump ship for her.

cliff jumper by Mark November 24, 2004

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Parachutist-less Cliff Jumper

An individual that believes what he or she hears without confirming any facts.

President Trump was able to manipulate his base with repeating a lie, his followers became devoted Parachutist-less Cliff Jumpers.

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One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

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Cliffjumper:Today I'll be killed by jumping off a cliff!

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Cliffjumper deserves life.

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A Plot device That is a repaint of Bumblebee That always Dies, I'm not kidding.

Cliffjumper: Hey can I not Die all the Time?
Hasbro: No fuck you

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Cliffjumper is one of the most killed Autobots ever and sometimes he looks like bumblebee

Cliffjumper:Today I will be killed by jumping off a cliff

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