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cleveleys 

A place you go to retire, or die. Like the elephants graveyard, except not for elephants.
"My grandfather is old, he's ready for Cleveleys."

"If you can't stand up, have no teeth and can't remember last Tuesday- It's time for Cleveleys."
cleveleys by Frodonym October 7, 2013
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the cleverest 

"TheCleverest.com" is a website where people can use their imagination to create funny quotes using pictures supplied by the site's creator. Unfortunately, most people who visit the site are completely retarded in their ability to come up with amusing quotes. The result is a complete lack of humorous responses by (what I can only assume are) complete retards. The result is that The Cleverest gets the worst responses ever.
"I went on "TheCleverest.com" and put down a marginally funny quote and everybody gave me a thumbs down because I'm a retard. Hooray for me!!!!! I'm not funny!!!! I am the scourge of The Cleverest!!!
the cleverest by the slow kid April 28, 2008

Cleverley 

Term used to describe an overly effeminate young folk fairy.
"He's such a Cleverley"
Cleverley by loulala December 9, 2008

Thomas Cleverley 

Thomas Cleverley is a special specimen of a human. He makes you feel safe and is lanky asf. He will turn you on with just a wink and will make your night special.
Thomas Cleverley by Horny225 July 18, 2018

Mt. Cleverest 

"Hey I just noticed that sample sentence for Fonts contains every letter in the alphabet!"
"Mt. Cleverest ..."
Mt. Cleverest by JonRock January 13, 2008

cleaveless 

no cleavage, impossible to achieve cleavage
Her chest reminded me of the desert, with two little sand dunes; she was so cleaveless.
no cleavage, cleaveless
cleaveless by PuppyDog1245 October 24, 2010

cleverless 

1- Lacking cleverness

2- Very simple, not requiring witty thought

3- Incorrect spelling of cleaverless
1- Taking a huge risk, he cleverlessly introduced himself as 'Tom the Tiny'.

-or-

JILL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SARAH: "How?"
JILL: "Because you're so gay!"
SARAH: "Wow... that was cleverless."
cleverless by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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