cleggnuts

bits of shit that get caught in your bum hairs. They can grow in size after repeated non-good wiping of the arse to become bum conkers.

ohh me cleggnuts are killing me, I need some real toilet paper, not this Izal grease-proof stuff, to get them off.

cleggnuts by DarioRocco November 28, 2009

Clegnut 

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

Clegnut by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

Clegnut 

A lump of poo that has dried to an anal pube as a result of incorrect wiping of the area after having a turd. Often discovered when washing in the shower and causes pain on removal

''Dude, I found a clegnut the other day, it hurt like hell!''

Clegnut by Byroncel May 3, 2009

clagnuts 

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

clagnuts by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

clegnuts 

when pubic hairs get mattered up with poo they look like poonuts.

tara hadnt wiped her bum properly, so she had recieved clegnuts.

clegnuts by tara whitchar. August 6, 2008

Clagnuts 

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes.

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those clagnuts off my arse

Clagnuts by sNoWy1998 July 23, 2008

clegnut 

excreted feses stuck to anus pubes.
or
poo stuck to ass hairs.

basically its a lump of turd stuck to your ass pubes.

Alex has lots of clegnut.

clegnut by StevenOfDonny May 4, 2008