Clef
Stop be a Clef
Clef by Mr. Epicgames June 4, 2021
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Clef Pallet
Hole in the roof of the mouth caused during development in the womb. Often accompanied with a Hare Lip, an open space in the middle of the top lip.
Clef Pallet by CBUK1066 November 14, 2007
clef girl
Drummer- Dude, i need a bassist for my new band.
Guitarist- Man, i know this totally hot clef girl that wails. You should check her out.
Guitarist- Man, i know this totally hot clef girl that wails. You should check her out.
clef girl by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
clef pallet
When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).
Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:
1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:
1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
clef pallet by Skott October 11, 2004
Clef-162
Clef-162 by underhanded October 7, 2020
Dr. Alto clef
A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.
someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
Dr. Alto clef by a random funny person August 12, 2021
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