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A scary crybaby that got a lot of mouth
Kamel is a clef because he cryes at everything
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Clef Pallet 

Hole in the roof of the mouth caused during development in the womb. Often accompanied with a Hare Lip, an open space in the middle of the top lip.
Clef Pallet is a deformity which can be repaired in childhood, usually after birth.
Clef Pallet by CBUK1066 November 14, 2007

clef girl 

-a female that plays bass
Drummer- Dude, i need a bassist for my new band.
Guitarist- Man, i know this totally hot clef girl that wails. You should check her out.
clef girl by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

clef pallet 

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.
clef pallet by Skott October 11, 2004
A man who will never rate TA13OO & gives kanye a 7.
Have you heard of Clef-162?
Oh yeah he gave kanye a 7, I hate him. -twitter user @mangoezzzz
Clef-162 by underhanded October 7, 2020

Dr. Alto clef 

A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.
someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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