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Creepin Jesus
Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.
Creepin Jesus by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2019
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red light creeping
One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
red light creeping by Carlinfan December 5, 2010
you're creeping me out!
you're creeping me out! by workwithankur September 13, 2013
creeping turner
A creeping Turner is a betting phrase used first in Thailand then more in the UK meaning a fun bet which starts small but then escalates to mammoth proportions through doubling up or adding to the original bet over time. Many people who have experienced creeping turner betting have described it as both terrifying but exciting
Ian had a creeping turner, he placed $5 about a month ago on Birmingham City winning the FA Cup and now he has $68000 riding on it!
I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands
I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands
creeping turner by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014
creeping hand
the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.
j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
creeping hand by choop April 14, 2008
Creeping Death
1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.
Creeping Death by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003
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