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claycuss 

A wet shitty substance that sticks to the side of the toilet
I have to take a big claycuss
claycuss by mentboy February 10, 2009
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ClayPull 

Typing in a groupchat or discord for long enough to make everyone sit in suspense only to delete what you said instead of sending leaving everyone upset.
Wow william did a clayPull by not sending that message
ClayPull by TopAqua April 29, 2019
what jackus mcbridus diddly doesus
You have the biggus clappus
clappus by bigmassivecuntbag April 22, 2018
Claytus you’re my greatest creation.
claytus by Clay-T-us November 22, 2021
The son of one who stares into the world with a blank expression. Usually the product of inbreeding or small town Nebraska roots. This youngin will not have any other job in life other than making sure balloon head doesn't orbit into the atmosphere
Hey Jamaal look over there, Clampus is eating the tee ball plate!
Clampus by Gazellehoovesunite August 22, 2023

clapusation 

When some one accuses you of giving them clap when your test came back negative
Yooo bro that was a straight clapusation
clapusation by Battyboy12334 September 4, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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