Skip to main content

claypole 

1.Englishman with a neatly trimmed beard who looks relatively smart, although there's something outlandish in his dress code, such as cowboy boots or a shirt that TOTALLY doesn't match.

2. A drama student or 'wit' who exclaims 'odd bodkins' for no reason.

3. A pole for poking clay with.

Named after Timothy Claypole from the old kid's t.v. show 'Rentaghost'.
"I say Carruthers... look at Smythe there... the suit's definitely Saville Row, but the tie's just GOT to be Primark... what a complete Claypole!"
claypole by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
claypole mug front
Get the claypole mug.
See more merch

mr claypole

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'
Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.
"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"
mr claypole by Billy Bunting October 6, 2006
Related Words
Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!
Jane: "Any advice you need im here to give you."
Missy: "Thanks Jane Claypoole, your such a good friend."

Bill: "What did you say about my buddies?"

Ted: "They SUCK!" ( Bill Claypoole cracks pool stick over Ted's face.)
Claypoole by Jam-eee February 10, 2010

Claypoled 

Derived from the show 'Rentaghost', the character 'Claypole' had the ability to vanish.

Now often used on a night out when one of the lads disappears or vanishes without warning, not to be seen again that evening.
Often due to having had too much to drink.
Where's Simon? I don't know...he must have Claypoled!
Claypoled by Doogie Rev February 16, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026