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claypole

1.Englishman with a neatly trimmed beard who looks relatively smart, although there's something outlandish in his dress code, such as cowboy boots or a shirt that TOTALLY doesn't match.

2. A drama student or 'wit' who exclaims 'odd bodkins' for no reason.

3. A pole for poking clay with.

Named after Timothy Claypole from the old kid's t.v. show 'Rentaghost'.
"I say Carruthers... look at Smythe there... the suit's definitely Saville Row, but the tie's just GOT to be Primark... what a complete Claypole!"
by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
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mr claypole

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'
Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.
"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"
by Billy Bunting October 6, 2006
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Claypoled

Derived from the show 'Rentaghost', the character 'Claypole' had the ability to vanish.

Now often used on a night out when one of the lads disappears or vanishes without warning, not to be seen again that evening.
Often due to having had too much to drink.
Where's Simon? I don't know...he must have Claypoled!
by Doogie Rev February 16, 2021
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