Claypoled

Derived from the show 'Rentaghost', the character 'Claypole' had the ability to vanish.

Now often used on a night out when one of the lads disappears or vanishes without warning, not to be seen again that evening.
Often due to having had too much to drink.

Where's Simon? I don't know...he must have Claypoled!

by Doogie Rev February 16, 2021

claypounds

A person who goes with Shelly for a while, but it won't last long. Usually driving a souped up car and listening to BTO.

What's Claypounds up to tonight?

by dub February 26, 2018

Claypoole

Crazy ass, awesome last name! Good people. A nice person. A great friend but if you mess around they want to smash a pool stick across your face!

Jane: "Any advice you need im here to give you."
Missy: "Thanks Jane Claypoole, your such a good friend."

Bill: "What did you say about my buddies?"

Ted: "They SUCK!" ( Bill Claypoole cracks pool stick over Ted's face.)

by Jam-eee February 10, 2010

claytoned

When your ex leaves you and pursues another individual around a week later—to be played.

“Dude, did you see Kim’s snap story?”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”

by EatMyAss28 May 31, 2018

mr claypole

The final orgasmic lunge that is technically a 'double jester's.'
Both feet fully stretch with rapid toe-curl as the Captain twitches and fires his yoghurt torpedo.

"Ooh darling, I'm nearly there! Ahhh, Mr Claypole's at the door!!"

by Billy Bunting October 6, 2006

Claymored

The act of being killed and or horribly wounded by the claymore. (The mine not the sword) Be careful because it can happen anywhere. Also a great way to keep annoying children off your lawn.

Just riding your bike... CLAYMORED!!!
Just walking the dog... CLAYMORED!!!

by JayW December 9, 2008

claypole

1.Englishman with a neatly trimmed beard who looks relatively smart, although there's something outlandish in his dress code, such as cowboy boots or a shirt that TOTALLY doesn't match.

2. A drama student or 'wit' who exclaims 'odd bodkins' for no reason.

3. A pole for poking clay with.

Named after Timothy Claypole from the old kid's t.v. show 'Rentaghost'.

"I say Carruthers... look at Smythe there... the suit's definitely Saville Row, but the tie's just GOT to be Primark... what a complete Claypole!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005