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An amazing person who will do the craziest things to make those around him happy. Clay is unique, cute, wicked smart and hilarious. Clay is someone who can make anyone laugh and smile even if their cat just died. An adorable dork who's a complete nerd but also a wonderful and one of a kind King who's got magic in his pocket and sunshine in his eyes. Also, just a really cheesy dude overall.
Friend: Why is he so crazy?
You: He's just Clayborne.
Clayborne by sekainnie April 24, 2017
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When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.
"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."
Claybonus by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009
bisexual male joker who is very high functioning while enjoying nothing more than to manipulate, steal, tell blatant lies, prey on the weak minded, claims to be a "collector" for others but only a collector of "others" shit he has stolen, loves to have sex on the regular with GUY/GIRL, dials up the laws 100% of the time and stashes all evidence in his ass or on internet backedup cellphone
You contact the police soo much that it reminds me of a CLAYBOY.
Quick look....that worthless CLAYBOY is stealing everyones shit!!
A pervert normally a guy had a huge cock and used it to pleasure himself in a janitors closet. (Huge=small)
I pulled a Clayborne last night
clayborne by Billboard357 November 7, 2013
a homosexual man, typically of Asian orientation. clay gayboy batty Ness Won Kin Han
mate, you are such a clayboy!
clayboy by Mikey_B7 May 12, 2008

clayborne-faction 

A lesbian,a muff diver,a carpet muncher,a bush bumper a muffin butterer.A fucking gay bitch.
Hey clayborne-faction who you eatin tonight?